Saturday, November 26, 2016

What I think about when I masturbate

Hello men! I want to sit on your face and make you inhale my ripe funky ass!  It stinks so fine, stick your nose in deep.  Then clean the funky toejam that accumulated on my cheesy feet during the day.  After that, lick my sweaty balls and reeking pits and then drain my cock as I take a dump on the shitcan.

After a long day of hiking in the backwoods, pissing on trees, FARTING and dumping out in the brisk open air, let's set up camp, strip, compare the stains in our dirty shorts, cum on our skids, and let it all hang out in an obscene display of raw MANHOOD!  Next day, we trade shorts, stinking socks and t-shirts, and resume our hike. But hold on dude; I gotta take another crap to lighten my load.

I like to beat my meat while I sniff the pits, stinkholes, feet, and farts of good-looking unpretentious masculine sweaty and smelly dudes.  I LIKE TO FART in their faces as they rim my stinking hole.  I like to grunt a log out while uttering single syllable four-letter words, squatting on the toilet while they suck me off.  Big plus if they can eat my stinky pits and toejam beforehand and then sniff my unintentional skids afterwards.

I got this way from hanging out in testosterone laden men's locker rooms at a young age, and experienced male feet that smelled so ripe and reeked so bad they made me gag. Male body odor from a sea of pits and cocks that gave off the heady odor of smegma, with balls that smelled of semen, fresh and dried. Musky male ass that revealed the pungent odor from the  moist cracks that had seen there share of normal “wear and tear” during the day.  Nude guys pissing into exposed urinals and farting freely, getting stink finger by scratching at their smelly assholes.  Guys shitting side by side in open, latrine-style crappers. farting and pissing with their skanky skidmarked shorts and jockstraps hanging around their hairy ankles and bare feet.

Favorite words while having sweaty smelly MANSEX:Stink. spit, fart, funk, ripe, reek, rank, raunch, piss, cum, cheese, suck, fuck.

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Dirty fart slut sniffs manly ass gas


Top:"Put your nose right in there; I want you to smell it. Come on, pull those cheeks. You know what you like. Dirty little sissy bitch!"

Bottom:"I'm a dirty little fart pig."

Friday, August 5, 2016

Sloppy 5th's


Dude fucks a shithole previously loaded by 4 different guys, takes a break to felch those loads into his mouth hole, and then deposits a 5th load right into the other dude's stinkhole. I like the sexual banter between the two guys the best.

Thursday, August 4, 2016

Friday, July 8, 2016

Sean plays stink finger with his dirty asshole


Sean Storm displays his pulsating hairy unwashed craphole with a short quick sniff of his stink finger.

Monday, May 30, 2016

Sean farts for his fans


 He squats, bends over, sits on the crapper, giving us a full-house fart tour. I'm a big fan of this man and his hairy stinkhole; it's so hot that he's willing to share his farting hairy gas hole with us.

Saturday, May 14, 2016

Soldier gags on buddy's shart-stained briefs


Soldier sniffs 10 days worth of sweat, stink, piss, cum and farts embedded inside his barracks buddy's camouflage briefs and then pretends to have a bad reaction to the stench.  You know these guys are close if they have fun sharing their raunch and I'm certain that it isn't the first time. Good men they are!

For a related video involving soldiers sharing foot stink, click here:

To watch a group of soldiers encourage a buddy to expell  a log hanging from his shithole, click here:

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

He lusts on the musky pit stench of soccer mate


Oh shit! Oh Fuck!  Oh Christ! Oh GOD.

Be a sport and offer to take home and wash your team's sweaty uniforms.

Thursday, March 3, 2016

A male shithole can never be too hairy


Shit, I don't know where to begin. I want it all in my face, nose and mouth before my big cock penetrates the beautiful tangled mess of hair around his ripe anus. Watch him play stink finger bingo with his funky butthole and imagine him sniffing those fingers afterwards. HOT STINK!

Friday, January 15, 2016

Hey Sean, that really stinks!


Fantasy that I hope becomes reality: He's odorizing my bedroom with his ass and stinking pits before I fuck him in the shithole like this,  (yes, that's my cock inside one of my own (not Sean) personal FB's hairy craphole).

Of all stars, Sean is my favorite.
Check him out: 

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Inhale his cocksmells and crotch funk


Listen carefully to the sounds of sniffing, inhalation, and sighs of satisfaction.

Show your man that  you respect his manhood by inhaling his cock, crotch and nutsac essence into your lungs.  Only after thoroughly sniffing his raw manscent and rubbing it into your nose and face should you put his cock into your worshiping mouth.  The funk of your man will stay with you the rest of the day and into the night.

Sunday, December 20, 2015

"Suck on My Cock!" (Seasonal Fav)

Favorite line: "Start licking and slurping, my dick with get firm, soon you'll be tasting sperm."

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Muscle Dude Dumps In The Locker Room ShitStall


There's just something so sexy about a guy on the toilet.
He's proud of his body and wants you to watch him shit, but prefers to remain anonymous.

Guys like this often leave their byproduct behind in the gym shitcan, unflushed with no toilet paper to obscure their proud accomplishment. I know, because I've encountered their anonymous displays and taken a piss on their manly dumps, ever so respectfully. One of these masterpieces managed to stay on display for several hours, as several guys entered the stall to piss on it, but didn't flush (out of respect, assume.)